Boy side:
[ ] You woke up with a boner. (that will be a definite no.)
[x] You're taller than 5'5"
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ]There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be. (sweatshirts and stuff.)
[x] You like dinosaurs. (DINOSAURS ARE MY LIFE! Fuck barbie dolls, I played with stuffed dinosaurs as a kid 8]
[x] You love sports.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (Yeah, but I do love the mall.)
[ ] You curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (Yep x3)
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs (27.2kg) from the ground. (wish I could... it would be useful sometimes)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (I'm the last person to call if there's a bug in the room >> )
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (all I have to do is look down. Not that complex XD)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.
Boy Score: 10/24
Girl side:
[x] You get a period. (fml)
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily. (only if I go somewhere)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex. (I found out on my own DX)
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[x]You use your bewbs to your advantage. (Suffocating people, hypnotizing them, smacking people with them, the list goes on... >8D)
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (gymnastics and dance when I was very little. But I stopped attending after a few months. thanks mom.)
[x] You have multiple purses, to match outfits (I have too many purses I never use.)
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (don't even judge me dude.)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (DINOSAURS PWN DOLLS ANY DAY, BIATCH!)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (more like I killed him. does that make me a bad person?)
Girls score: 10/24
Guess I'm even-steven >8D










8D CAMI! <3
CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?!?!
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